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Text File  |  1988-12-20  |  705b  |  26 lines
  1. Ah yes, the wonders of the English language. What other 
  2. language can boast as many fine colloquialisms??
  3. (Don't read this if you're about to have lunch!!)
  4.  
  5. Excrement (or faeces if you prefer):-
  6.  
  7. Cack,Crap,Crud,Dump,Droppings,Dung,Jimmy,jobby,log,pooh,
  8. plop,shit,shite,turd...
  9.  
  10. Vomit:-
  11.  
  12. Barf,Big spit,Chunder,Chuck,Flash,Huey,Honk,Puke,
  13. Pavement pizza,Ralf,Sick,Technicoloured yawn,Throw up....
  14.  
  15. Bowel Flatulence:-
  16.  
  17. Backfire,Blow off,Botty Burp,Break Wind,Boff,Cack smoke,
  18. Drop one,Egged,Fart,Gassed,Let rip,Poop,Trump,Parp,
  19. Pumped off....
  20.  
  21. Mucus (Dried or otherwise):-
  22.  
  23. Bogies,Crows,Clinkers,Ernies,Greenies,Flob,Flem,Gob,Snorters,
  24. Scrape...
  25.                                       Left Mouse Button>>>>>>
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